A visit to Med Onc always ends up with prescriptions for all kinds of stuff, of course,
and this week was no different.
However, what was
different this time was a little difficulty arising from a small mistake
several months ago. I’d ordered up the
full set of half a dozen items quarterly from my local doctor. He mistook my vague
requirement for three Colecalciferol capsules a quarter and ordered up only
two—which would be the correct dose for an Eclasta infusion which he assumed I
would be having.
When I picked up the prescription and found I was one short, I contacted the pharmacy. They were sorry, but no, they could only provide exactly what was on the
prescription. Certainly they couldn’t slip me another capsule.
I smoothed over
the problem by ordering subsequent quarterly prescriptions somewhat earlier
than I needed them so I would get access to this one capsule in time to take it
on the proper day of the coming quarter. The system doesn’t seem to notice that
I am getting several hundred dollars’ worth of medications somewhat ahead of when
they are going to be used—at the end of this month I will have in my possession
two Zoladex implants at around $500 each...
This week, to tidy all this up,
my consultant prescribed four Colecalciferol, to enable me to catch up. But
this morning I find only three capsules are in the container. Lengthy phone
discussions with two people at the pharmacy have made it clear that this time they would
be breaking the law if they filled the prescription exactly as the consultant wrote
it. They can only issue three because the instructions were to take one each
month. And they can only issue three months at a time.
So I asked if I
could buy one capsule to make up the deficiency. No, they can’t sell
prescription drugs—that’s against the law as well—but they could sell me a pack
of 60 regular Vitamin D that were not as strong—for around $15. A sledgehammer
to crack a nut, I thought.
“Just get your doctor
to write another prescription for three”, they said. Well my friendly GP would want
$15 to write that and $5 to fax it to the chemist who would also charge the
standard prescription part-charge of $5 when I pick it up. Not much of a deal,
I thought.
How much are the
darn capsules, I asked. They thought they were being refunded $15 for three. Actually,
having extracted 120 pages of personal information from some eight systems
linked to my National Health Index number—through some technical Right to Personal
Information or something—I find that Colecalciferol capsules are being costed out on my
records at a mere $1.01 each.
But I can’t give
anyone a dollar to get one just to straighten this mess out. So I will carry on
ordering the whole suite of stuff ahead of time just for the sake of having one
capsule on the 6th of each month. And some time I’ll ask my Consultant for a separate prescription for just one Colecalciferol to bring
everything up to date. That much cost will be on the generous public health budget
but I will still have to pay the pharmacy part-charge of $5 when I fill the
prescription. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the pharmacy didn’t make it up to
two or three capsules because they couldn’t figure out what I would do with just
one.
Somewhere in all
this I think there must be the makings of a pretty good comedy script. But I
wouldn’t write it because however much I am amused by its eccentricities I am grateful
for the large amount of public funding that is keeping me going from day to day.